BandonInnishannon Reluctobike…

Tuesday. On my tod.
Cloud. Bah! Strong westerly wind. Humbug! Tired..Sigh. Pfaff around until bigbad boredombites.
Mrs.Lee golfing. Harrumph!
Pull out the old rechained sprocketturnedThorn.
Enthusiasmfreezone.
Goongetgoing. NononoIwon't.
Justdoit.
Huh!

Chunterchunterchunter.
Reluctodressforit.
Outtheroad. Windandhillpain, nottomindrain.
Isthereavalidreasontogohome?
Stop it Francis, stop it!
Reach Half-Way.
Decisionmade.
KinsalechangedtoBandon.
Bandonitis.
Soundzlikeadiseaselikethat.
Like Appendic it is doesn't.
Beatintothewind. Nofunthat.
Coupleofminorhills. Hardwithwindlikebagofspannersinthepuss!

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BroganInnOasis.
Warm.
FriendlyeyedMoira.

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Hamcheesetomatotoastie. Salad. Potato Salad.
Majoryum. Washydowncoffee.
Appletartiecreamdelighties!
Naughtyboy Francis! Stop it!

Buckleon beltandsidearms.
Out door.
Man plus agé que moi bikeinspecting. Welldressed.
Glippt South Effrikn Excent.
Wespeakofbikesandlittleelse.
Hasrohloff differentmake.
Muchbiketalk.
ImGarryLee
Hoor U?
AndreJute.

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Wellshoveaskewerupmynostril!
We've encountered oneanotheronline.
Handshakeleave.
Photograph square.

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Bikeattacked bygravity
Euro noteswindblown acrosssquare.
Roundemup dontgetkilled.

To Innishannon along Bandonlovelyvalley.
Abandonbandon
Old ruinedfort.

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Innishannon.
Statuesmallmanbighorse.
New.

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Quoi?

Wasford. Till mid1600s.
Was Bóithrín An Átha. Littleroadoftheford.
Bridgebuiltthen.

Fin.
..the steeringapparatus ofawhale. How veryfrench!
p.s. Readingulyssesbyjamesjoyce.

11 comments on “BandonInnishannon Reluctobike…”

  1. Kern wrote:

    Hilarious.
    Neverreadulyssesbyjamesjoyce. Nowonder.
    Hopeskewerupnostril didn'tpenetratetoofar.
    Judgingfromreport damagemayhavebeen.
    Noweathersympathy. Fifteencentimetersshovelstufflastweek. Nofair.
    WereEuro noteswindblown anomenIwonder?

  2. Patrick wrote:

    LOL

  3. Garry Lee wrote:

    ...ar Capn Kern they were an omen loike a syphilitic albatross... ar..

  4. Hilary wrote:

    I did read Ulysses about 35 years ago. It does strange things to you.........!

  5. Garry Lee wrote:

    .. one of the Joyce of reading I suppose..

  6. Kern wrote:

    ... Joyce of reading ...

    That is bad, Garry – very bad.

  7. Garry Lee wrote:

    ..a Blooming disgrace..

  8. Garry wrote:

    Iciclecanucknostrilz frostilz snowgonose.

  9. Kern wrote:

    Bloominirishman newwhiskeymusthave ... needtofindsomeformyself.

  10. Garry Lee wrote:

    ..said he bourbon after windattack witharyesmile...

  11. Alan wrote:

    Loveit especially: "Bikeattacked bygravity".

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